Happy 12th Wedding Anniversary
So you're off to France for a mucky weekend,
hope it's fab, our greetings we send.
We're sure you'll manage to fill up the car,
with all sorts of goodies to stock up the bar
and pate, coffee, all those cheeses too,
especially the ones that are runny and blue.
Don't forget anchovies or olive oil
and those perfect veggies, all covered with soil.
Spend some time relaxing awhile
at a bijou cafe, oozing with style.
Don't do anything we wouldn't do,
that leaves most things open to you.
Enjoy your time being on your own,
don't be tempted to pick up the phone,
the kids will be fine, they'll be alright,
just rekindle romance all through the night.
When you get home, tired you will be
but yearning for your next anniversary.
26th November 1996